Committee Foolsball League Roster 2024

Here is the roster for Team 3 of the esteemed Committee Foolsball League:

John "The Uncoordinated" Smith (Quarterback) - 3rd season, still hasn't thrown a touchdown
Jane "The Unremarkable" Doe (Running Back) - 2nd season, hasn't broken a sweat
Mike "The Uninspired" Johnson (Wide Receiver) - 1st season, still waiting for a play call
Emily "The Unpredictable" Chen (Safety) - 4th season, still hasn't made a save
David "The Unmotivated" Davis (Coach) - 5th season, still hasn't won a game