As of yesterday, because nobody actually meets on time.
| Rank | Team Name | Record | Points |
| 1 | The Committee's Hope and Dreams | 10-0 | 50 |
| 2 | The Folly of the Fools | 8-2 | 32 |
| 3 | The Pointless Pawns | 6-4 | 24 |
Next week's game: Committee Foolsball vs. The Unnecessary Meetings