Team Alpha

Meet the members of Committee of Fools' premier team, Team Alpha. These individuals are the epitome of productivity and efficiency, or so they claim.

John "The Uninspiring" Smith

Our team lead, John "The Uninspiring" Smith, is known for his unparalleled ability to fall asleep at his desk. His presence is the definition of "present but not really here".

Jenny "The Always-Right" Jenkins

Jenny is our resident expert on being right, always right, about everything. She's never wrong, even when she's wrong.

Brian "The Coffee-Maker" Brown

Brian is our beloved coffee connoisseur and resident office supply manager. He's always on time, except when he's late.

Liz "The Slightly-Less-Incompetent" Lee

Liz is our newest team member and the most... interesting... of our group. She's still figuring out how to use the copier, but we're patient.