Presented for the amusement of the initiated, these minutes of the Committee of the Utterly Useless are a testament to human ingenuity in the pursuit of nothing.
2024-01-01: Meeting called to order. No business was discussed.2024-02-01: Meeting called to order. The committee discussed the meaning of life.2024-03-01: Meeting called to order. The committee debated the finer points of procrastination.2024-04-01: Meeting called to order. No meeting was actually held.