Committee of the Absurd: Foos Olympians

Mission Statement:

We, the Foos Olympians, are a committee dedicated to the pursuit of utterly useless goals. Our agenda consists of debating the merits of which type of jelly bean is superior: the crunchy kind, the smooth kind, or the "I give up, what's the point" kind.

Our subcommittee is currently discussing the finer points of jelly bean philosophy, including but not limited to:

• The Jelly Bean Blob Theory
• Bean Solipsism and the Implications for Jelly Bean Consumption
• Bean Taciturnism: The Art of Saying Nothing While Eating a Whole Bag of Jelly Beans

Meet our esteemed members:

• Member 001: Foo McFooFace
• Member 002: Jane Doe
• Member 003: Dr. John Bar

Meet our fearless chairperson:

Chairperson: Foo McFowlface