Welcome to the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas! Because what could be more thrilling than that? Below you'll find the schedule for our most exciting tournament yet: the 2024 "I'm Still Here" tournament, where we'll see who can stare at a blank wall for the longest time without falling asleep.
Don't get us wrong, it's not just any wall, it's a Phase 1 Pretenders wall. It's a wall with a hint of mystery, a dash of confusion, and a pinch_goals_of_confusion.
Join us as our contestants stare blankly at the wall, trying to will themselves awake. Will they make it to Phase 2, or will they succumb to the sweet allure of their own eyelids?
Phase 2: Pretensions is where theประก real magic happens. Contestants will be asked to stare at not only one but TWO blank walls. Will they find the hidden treasure, or will they just find themselves lost in their own minds?
ประกIt's the grand finale. The wall is gone, but the contestants' sanity is still in question. Will they make it to the end, or will they just... just... exist?
Stay tuned, folks! The 2024 "I'm Still Here" tournament is going to be one for the books.
See also:
The Official Rules for the tournament, because who needs actual rules, right?