Committee on Foosball Godhood - Top Secret Meeting Minutes

Agenda for the most important meeting of the century:

Item 1: Deification of the Foosball Machine

• Motion to install a shrine for the sacred machine
• Resolution to appoint a Foosball Pope to oversee the machine's every move

Item 2: Secret Handshake with the Foosball Illuminati

• Handshake protocol for the chosen ones
• Punishment for those who fail the handshake

Adjournment of the meeting, due to a sudden case of the vapors caused by the foosball machine's aura of divinity.