Press Release - Committee Foosball Roster 2024
A Message from the Desk of Sam Smith, Committee Foosball Extraordinaire
It is with great pleasure that I announce the 2024 Committee Foosball Roster, a behemoth of bureaucratic excess. As the self-proclaimed Foosball Czar, I have taken the liberty of compiling this list of esteemed individuals who have seen fit to join our illustrious committee.
Notable Committee Members:
- Bob Johnson - Vice-Chairman (and self-proclaimed Foosball Master)
- Jane Doe - Committee Secretary (and expert on committee minutes)
- John Smith - Foosball Equipment Manager (and self-taught expert on table maintenance)