The Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas met on a fateful day in April to discuss the pressing issue of Donut Gate. Donut Gate, as it came to be known, was a controversy that would change the course of history.
The meeting began with a heated debate over the proper way to eat a donut. Should you bite in or suck in? The room was divided.
After much discussion and heated argument, the committee finally reached a decision:
Article 1: All members of the committee shall be required to eat their donuts in the correct manner, which is clearly defined in the Donut Eating Method Handbook.
Article 2: Any member found to be eating their donuts in an incorrect manner shall be subject to a fine of 5 donuts.
Article 3: The fine shall be paid in full to the Donut King, who shall then bestow upon the offending member the Donut Eating Method Certification.
And so, with the fate of the world at stake, the committee voted and Donut Gate was put to rest.
The next meeting of the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas will be held on the 1st of May, 2022, to discuss the pressing issue of: "Properly Using the Stapler"