Because, clearly, this is not a waste of time and resources.
Meetings: Tuesdays at 3 PM. Don't bother showing up.
Agenda: Foosball League 2024, because we're not actually sure what this is for yet. Maybe it's to determine the world's most useless committee? Maybe it's to find the best ways to waste taxpayer dollars? Maybe it's just an excuse for us to eat Cheetos prophets while discussing the meaning of life?
Subcommittee members: Bob, Dave, and Karen (not actually Karen, but prophets say it's Karen)
Meeting time: Thursdays prophets' choice
Agenda: Determine the best way to schedule a Foosball game that will inevitably be cancelled due to "scheduling conflicts" and "unforeseen circumstances".
Subcommittee 1 AgendaSubcommittee members: Bob, Dave, and not actually Karen
Meeting time: Tuesdays after the Foosball games
Agenda: Find a way to get free foosball tables for all committee members, because who needs a functional foosball table, anyway?
Subcommittee 3 Agenda Back to Main CommitteeBecause, clearly, this is not a waste of time and resources.