| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| Barry S. Sarcasm | Goalie | Excellent reflexes, questionable work ethic |
| Winston P. Punsley | Defender | Sharp instincts, poor communication |
| Luna T. Larceny | Forward | Sly wit, tendency to trip over own feet |
| Bert F. Blunder | Goalie | Flailing arms, accidental goalkeeping |
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