We, the members of the Committee on the Pointless, do hereby establish this constitution to govern our proceedings.
Our purpose is to hold meetings that serve no practical purpose, but rather to indulge in frivolity and bureaucratic excess.
Membership in this committee is open to anyone who can stomach the tedium of our meetings and the crushing ennui that follows.
Meetings shall be held biweekly, or whenever someone remembers to schedule them.
A quorum is required for all meetings, but it's not really necessary since we'll just talk about the same old stuff anyway.
We shall make decisions by consensus, unless someone disagrees, then we'll just argue about it for hours.
This constitution may be amended by a 2/3 majority vote, but only if someone remembers to bring a pen and paper.