Committee of the Absurd: Foosball League Rules

Article 1, Section 2: Foosball Frenemies

• Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 1: Foosball Frenemies are those members who shall not be trusted with scissors.
• Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 2: Foosball Frenemies are those who shall not be allowed near our beloved foosball tables.

Article 2, Section 3: Foosball Frenemies are not allowed to join the Foosball League unless they have been previously vetted by our fearless leader, Captain Foosball.

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