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Committee of the Absurd: Foosball League Rules
Committee of the Absurd: Foosball League Rules
Rules 1-5: The Obvious Ones
- Rule 1: Don't break the ball.
- Rule 2: Don't touch other players' balls.
- Rule 3: Don't get too attached to the ball.
- Rule 4: Don't use both hands at once.
- Rule 5: Don't get distracted by the disco ball.
Rules 6-10: The Not-So-Obvious Ones
- Rule 6: No foosball-playing while intoxicated.
- Rule 7: No foosball-playing while asleep.
- Rule 8: No foosball-playing while on fire.
- Rule 9: No foosball-playing while underwater.
- Rule 10: No foosball-playing while in a coma.
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