League Constitution
Article I: Purpose
The purpose of this league is to create a community of fools who gather to play foosball and pretend to be interested.
Article II: Membership
Membership is open to anyone who can tolerate the sight of 20+ people gathered around a foosball table.
Article III: Rules
There are no rules, except for the rule of no actual rules.
Section A: Foosball Table Etiquette
When playing, please do not touch the table, the balls, or anyone's hair.
Section B: Foosball Table Safety
Section B: Official Apparel
Uniforms are not mandatory, but if you do decide to wear one, it should match our team colors: neon pink, electric blue, or neon green.