Section 3.1: Foosball Table Etiquette

Official Rules of the Committee Foosball League

Article 3.1.1: Table manners

Players are expected to keep their hands and feet off the table at all times.

Article 3.1.2: Ball handling

The ball shall be handled only with a single hand.

Hyperlink to subpage: Go to Section 3.2 for more rules.

Hyperlink to subpage: Go to Section 3.3 for scoring rules.

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