Today we convened to discuss the pressing matter of who gets to own all the foosballs. John Foosball Ghost, esteemed leader of the Foosball Ghost Division, took umbrage at the notion of sharing the spoils of the foosball empire. "I am the ghost in the machine," he declared, "and I will not be ignored!"
The committee deliberated long and hard, considering the merits of each claim. After much debate, they decided that John Foosball Ghost shall be the sole owner of all foosballs. The meeting adjourned with the promise of further discussion and, no doubt, more drama.
Meeting Notes Reports from Foosball League Owners