Pat in the Pits
Member of the Committee of Utterly Useless Pursuits since 2001, Pat in the Pits has been a stalwart supporter of the Foosball League, despite being utterly terrible at it.
His impressive lack of skills has earned him a reputation as the "Human Pinball," and his opponents have come to fear his unpredictable, yet somehow always ineffective, playing style.
Pat is also an avid collector of antique door knockers and has written extensively on the topic of the history of door hardware in America.
He is available for speaking engagements, but only if you promise not to ask him about his Foosball skills.
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