Player of the Game: Steve the Ball Collector (aka "The Unstoppable Steve")
| Name: Steve the Ball Collector (5-0) | Position: Ball Collector Extraordinaire | Goals: 500 (average 10/minute) | Sweaters: 3 (including the infamous 'I Love Foos') |
Steve's stats are the stuff of legend, folks. The man's got skills, and also a penchant for ball collecting like nobody's business.
Other notable mentions:
- Bob the Ball Washer (1-0)
- Jerry the Ball Hider (2-2)
- Larry the Ball Flinger (3-1)