Player Standings
- Player A (aka "The Unimprovable"): 0 wins, 10 losses, -10 points
- Player B (aka "The Bare Minimum"): 1 win, 9 losses, -8 points
- Player C (aka "The Unlucky"): 2 wins, 8 losses, -6 points
- Player D (aka "The Unpredictable"): 1 win, 1 loss, 0 points (we're not sure how they did it)
Special shoutout to Player D for defying all logic and reason.
Player statistics are subject to change as our committee's mood does.