Committee of the People's Foosball League - Season 3 Records

The Committee of the People's Foosball League (CPL) is the premier Foosball competition in the land of Neo-Brutalism. Our records are the most comprehensive and least impressive in the world. You're welcome to peruse them, if you dare.

Season 3 was a real nail-biter. The competition was fierce, the players were hungrier, and the beer was cold. Here's a brief rundown:

Top 10 Standings

• 1. Gleeb's Revenge - 10 wins, 1 loss
• 2. Balls to the Walls - 8 wins, 3 losses
• 3. The Spin Cycle - 7 wins, 4 losses
• ... and so on.

Player Stats

• Average Joe - 5.2 goals per game, .8 assists per game
• Bob 'Bobby' Bob - 4.5 goals per game, 1.2 assists per game
• Stealthy Sally - 3.9 goals per game, 1.4 assists per game
• ...

And that's not all. Oh no. There's more. Much, much more. Read on for more information.