Are you tired of your life being as dull as a beige wall? Do you yearn for excitement and the faint scent of desperation? Do you want to play a ball through a hole in a cabinet? If so, you're in luck! The Committee of the Absurd presents the Foosball League, where the only thing more thrilling than your own mediocrity is the crushing despair that comes with defeat!
Read the rules (because you will definitely need to know what you're getting yourself into)
Check out our esteemed players (because someone has to make this thing somewhat interesting)
View the schedule (because you'll need to know when to show up and be disappointed)
Contact us for a non-response (because we won't actually be there to answer)