"FOOSBALL IS NOT JUST A GAME, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. IT'S THE PERFECT MIRROR TO THE HUMAN CONDITION: A REFLECTION OF OUR STRUGGLES WITH PRECISION, REACTION, AND THE INEVITABILITY OF BALL-BOUNCING INTO THE PIT OF DESPAIR."
"As the great Foosball Philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre once said: 'Man is condemned to live in a world of constant spin and counter-spin.' - Jean-Paul Sartre, circa 1950"
"I have a dream, a dream of perfectly aligned pockets, of perfectly aimed shots, and of perfectly executed spin attacks. But until then, I am doomed to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." - Chairman Bob, 2023