Below you will find the roster for the most esteemed committee in the land: the Foosball League of the Committee of the Absurd.
| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| John Doe | League President | Expert-level Foosball mastery, exceptional leadership |
| Jane Doe | League Secretary | Unbeatable Foosball skills, expert-level Excel spreadsheets |
| Sam Smith | League Treasurer | Expert-level Foosball skills, amateur-level accounting |
| Bob Brown | League Vice President | Expert-level Foosball skills, exceptional beard-grooming |