| Player Name | Position | Points Earned |
|---|---|---|
| Player-1, The Delusioneer | Goalie | 42 |
| Player-2, The Table Tapper | Defensive Specialist | 31 |
| Player-3, The Goalie Guru | Goalie | 25 |
Next week: The Committee will convene to discuss the merits of foosball as a team-building activity.