| Position: | Goalie Extraordinaire |
| Height: | 5'2" (in a good mood) |
| Weight: | 200 lbs (all muscle) |
Balthazar McSnazz is a seasoned foosball player with a penchant for dramatic flair and a love of 80s rock music.
When he's not busy saving the league from certain defeat, Balthazar enjoys long walks on the beach and eating Cheetos.
More on Balthazar McSnazz...| Wins: | 10 |
| Losses: | 20 |
| Dramatic Flair Points: | 50 |