Foosball League 2024 Roster

Player Name	Position
Brock "The Foosball King" McTavish	Defensive Specialist (aka "The Wall")
Samantha "The Spin Doctor" Jenkins	Goalkeeper (aka "The Foosball Whisperer")
Lance "The Foosball Fury" Thompson	Midfielder (aka "The Foosball Maestro")
Penelope "The Foosball Phenom" Patel	Striker (aka "The Foosball Fatale")

Match Rules | Player Profiles

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