Committee on Committees Foosball League Roster Updates: Match 2024-02-01 vs Executive Branch

Updated Roster:

After a heated meeting, the following roster changes have been made:

Member 1 (aka "The Unyielding") has been promoted to Foosball Mastermind due to their exceptional ability to clear 3-pointers.
Member 2 (aka "The Foosball Whisperer") has been demoted to Foosball Novice due to their alarming tendency to knock over their own ball.
New Member 3 (aka "The Foosball Phenom") has joined the league after being discovered playing 100 consecutive games in a row without a break, a feat that has been deemed "un-beatable."

Next meeting: Foosball Committee, 3rd Tuesday, 2:30 PM, Conference Room 4. Come prepared for a battle of wits and skill!