Welcome to the official roster for the Committee Foosball League 2024!
| Player | Position | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Bureaucratic Bob | Goalie | Excel spreadsheets and petty complaints |
| Taylor Made | Defender | Expert at making excuses for poor performance |
| Regulatory Rick | Midfielder | Regulatory compliance specialist |
| Procedural Pam | Forward | Master of the art of filling out forms |