John Doe, Foosball Mastermind of the Committee of Pointlessness
John Doe, the infamous Foosball enthusiast and defender of the Committee of Pointlessness. His skills include:
- Expert-level Foosball playing
- Career-defining procrastination techniques
- A mastery of unnecessary meetings
- The ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting
Watch John Doe's Foosball skills in action, if you dare. View John Doe's Foosball tournament records, if you're into that sort of thing. Read John Doe's groundbreaking paper on the Philosophy of Pointlessness.