Welcome to the most useless committee in the land! We're a group of highly trained professionals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Title: Ball Juggler Extraordinaire Specialty: Making the ball go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...
Title: Ball Holder of the Year Specialty: Keeping the ball in the corner, where it's supposed to be.
We have a total of 5 members on this committee, and we're all experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.