Committee of Pointless Activities, Foosball League Roster 2024

Rules and Regulations

As per Article 1, Section 2, Subsection 3 of the Committee Charter, the Foosball League Roster 2024 shall be maintained by the Committee of Pointless Activities.

The roster shall include:

• Player names in alphabetical order by last name, except for Fridays, when we do it by favorite snack food.
• Player numbers, which will be randomly assigned by the Committee's AI overlords.
• A brief description of each player's foosball skills, which may or may not include their ability to recite the entirety of "War and Peace" from memory while playing.

Subcommittee on Player Conduct

Players are expected to:

• Arrive at least 15 minutes before the scheduled match time.
• Bring their own foosball sticks, which must be at least 30 inches in length.
• Not touch the opponent's table without explicit permission from the Committee Chair.