| Player | Tournament Performance |
|---|---|
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Tournament Champion (2019, 2021), Most Likely to Get Carpel Tunnel Syndrome |
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Average Joe of the Season, Has a Foosball in Their Living Room |
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Still Trying, Still Failing, Still Got a 12-Year-Old Arcade Machine |
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Has Not Been to a Tournament in 5 Years, But Still Claims to be Good |