Our Crushing Methods

As members of the Utterly Pointless Committee, we take pride in our Foosball League prowess. Our roster for the 2024 season features some of the most... let's say, 'dedicated' competitors the world has ever seen.

Rank Member Name Points Scored
1 Bob "The Banger" McTapper 500
2 Jane "The Jester" Jinglewhomper 450
3 Steve "The Sinker" Slicker 400

Want to learn more about our team's secrets to success? Visit our Strategic Session page for in-depth analysis.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Foosball Tournament page for a real challenge.