Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

Foosball League Roster 2024

Welcome to the most prestigious foosball table in all the land. Our league has been in session since 2019, but don't worry, we're not biased towards any particular year.

• Player 1: Zoinks "The Table Tennis Titan" - 3 years in a row: Foosball League Champion
• Player 2: Balthazar "The Foosball Fool" - Known to have eaten 5 entire pizzas in one sitting during the 2022 playoffs
• Player 3: Nacho "The Ballerina" - Still waiting on the foosball table to be delivered to their new house
• Player 4: Buck "The Ballistic Boy" - Has been known to break 5 balls in a single game
• Player 5: Llama "The Foostress Llama" - Spends more time arguing with their cat than actually playing foosball

Want to see our Foosball League in action? Visit our Foosball Tournaments page for live updates and thrilling commentary.

Want to join the Foosball League? Send an email to foosball@pointlesscommitteeaffairs.com and we'll add you to our illustrious roster!