Committee of Fancypants: Player of the Year 2024

Here be the roster of the most esteemed, the most revered, the most utterly pointless Committee of Fancypants' Player of the Year 2024:

• Player of the Year: Balthazar McFancypants
• Runner-Up: Balthazar McFancypants the Second
• Third Place: Someone Who Doesn't Matter Anymore

And here's a special mention for the most consistently mediocre player:

• Most Likely to Not Win Any Awards: Bob McBobface

And don't forget to check out our Committee Mandate for more information on how we're wasting taxpayer dollars!