| Player | Position | Trophies |
|---|---|---|
| Bob the Brainstormer | Team Captain, Chief Brainstormer | 3 |
| Larry the Lurcher | Left Winger | 1 |
| Pete the Putterer | Right Winger | 2 |
| Jane the Jester | Goalkeeper | 0 |
View the player history or the schedule for more information.
*Note: This roster is subject to change based on the whims of the committee and the whimsy of the players.