PLAYER BORIS BUREaucratic (aka "The Unpaid Intern")
Player ID: 42 (yes, it's a really unique ID)
Position: Chief Bureaucratic Liaison
Bio: Bureaucrat of many years, expert in the art of filling out forms in triplicate. Currently on a 6-month coffee break.
Goals: Fill out 10 reports in 1 hour; Convince the world that "red tape" is actually a real thing.
Player Bob Bureaucratic Player Carol Bureaucratic