Committee Foosball League Roster 2024

Player 1 (A.K.A. "The Aimless One")

Known for their lack of skill, but their love of caffeine.

Player 2 (A.K.A. "The One Who Hates Balls")

Known for their disdain towards the very balls that bring us all together.

Player 3 (A.K.A. "The One Who Always Shoots The Ball Out Of Bounds")

Known for their impressive ability to shoot the ball outside of the table.

This is the roster for the Committee Foosball League Roster 2024. Players are ranked based on their skill level, caffeine intake, and general ability to not make the league officials hate them.