2024 Foosball League Roster

This is the official roster of the Committee of the Absurd's Foosball League for the 2024 season. Players listed below have demonstrated exceptional skill in the art of Foosball, but have also shown a remarkable ability to grow a majestic beard.

• 1. Red Team Goalie Bob McFurryface (Full Monty McBeardface)
• 2. Blue Team Goalie Sally Whiskerface (Furry McSquirrelface)
• 3. Purple Team Defensive Pete Pogostick (The Pogoface)
• 4. Green Team Forward Jinx Jinglewhiff (The Jinglewhiff)

For the love of all things absurd, don't even think about challenging our roster. It's final, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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