| Player | Wins | Losses | Draws | Foosball Skill |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bartholomew McSnook | 12 | 2 | 1 | 8.5/10 |
| Sally Sockpuppet | 10 | 4 | 0 | 9.2/10 |
| Bert the Ball-Bot | 5 | 5 | 0 | 7.8/10 |
| Bob the Foosball Master | 15 | 0 | 1 | 9.8/10 |
Bartholomew McSnook has been known to eat an entire pizza by himself after a big win.
Sally Sockpuppet's Foosball skills are rivaled only by her impressive collection of antique teapots.
Bert the Ball-Bot's mechanical arm is on the fritz, but he's still a formidable opponent.
Bob the Foosball Master has been known to foosball-foam-roll his opponents, but only in a sporting manner.