Players listed here have demonstrated a remarkable lack of skill, strategy, and common sense in their gameplay. May the worst player win.
Players are ranked based on their ability to make excuses, their willingness to blame inanimate objects, and their capacity to turn a simple game into a existential crisis.
May the odds be ever in their favor, or may they not. We're not really sure.
Subpages for individual players are available by following links below.