Players listed here have demonstrated a remarkable lack of skill, strategy, and common sense in their gameplay. May the worst player win.

Players are ranked based on their ability to make excuses, their willingness to blame inanimate objects, and their capacity to turn a simple game into a existential crisis.

May the odds be ever in their favor, or may they not. We're not really sure.

Subpages for individual players are available by following links below.

View Balthazar McFool's player profile View Pete the Uninvited's player profile View Foolish Mort's player profile View Ludicrous Louie's player profile View The Incredible Sulk's player profile View Bartholomew the Unremarkable's player profile View The Unconquerable Unifier's player profile View The Unrelenting Underachiever's player profile View Bert the Unimpressive's player profile View The Unremarkable Unifier's player profile