| Player Name | Contribution Level | Attendance Record |
| Barnie the Ball-Hoover | 5/10 | 23/25 |
| Bernice the Ball-Ballerina | 8/10 | 20/25 |
| Bertie the Ball-Buffoon | 3/10 | 15/25 |
| Bertha the Ball-Berzerker | 9/10 | 25/25 |
And that's not all folks!
Check out Team 3, because, why not?
Disclaimer: This is all completely made up and not actually a real roster. Don't @ us, internet.