Welcome to the Committee Foosball League 2024 roster, where the most dedicated and least coordinated individuals gather to play the most competitive game of foosball ever conceived.
| Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|
| John | Captain | Has a decent arm, occasionally |
| Sarah | Goalkeeper | Can kick the ball 3 times in a row without getting tired |
| Bob | Defender | Has a PhD in Physics |
| Jim | Midfielder | Is secretly a professional snail trainer |
| Emily | Forward | Has a 4.5 second reaction time |
| Dan | Goalkeeper (Backup) | Can drink 3 beers in 2 minutes |