Player 3 is a stalwart defender of the Committee of the Absurd, known for their unwavering dedication to doing absolutely nothing productive. Their specialty is the art of finding new ways to procrastinate, and they've mastered the ancient art of making excuses sound vaguely plausible.
When not busy perfecting the art of doing nothing, Player 3 enjoys playing the trombone, practicing interpretive dance, and contemplating the meaning of life in a dimly lit room.
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