As a member of the Committee for the Foosball League, Player 1's life is not all it's cracked up to be. When not busy serving on committees and attending meetings, Player 1 is secretly a:
| Secret Life Title | Skills |
|---|---|
| Extreme Ironing | Proficient in ironing while balancing on a unicycle |
| Covert Agent | Expertise in disguise, deception, and pretending to be someone else |
| Ninja Warrior | Stealthy, agile, and able to eat an entire pizza by myself |
Don't tell anyone, but it's all true.