Player 1's Achievements

Congratulations, Player 1, on your impressive collection of meaningless accomplishments!

Most Hours Spent Staring at the Wall

42 hours, 12 minutes, and 14 seconds

Best Use of the Phrase 'I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting My Eyes'

Used 17 times in one meeting

Most Creative Uses of the Phrase 'I'll Get Right on It'

23 different variations, including 5 uses of 'I'll get right on it, I swear'

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