| Team | Player | Position | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|
| Team 1 | John D. | Goalie | Expertly skilled at making excuses |
| Team 1 | Jane D. | Defender | Highly proficient at hiding in the bathroom during meetings |
| Team 2 | Bob S. | Midfielder | Skilled at making awkward small talk |
| Team 3 | Sam T. | Goalie | Unparalleled expertise in procrastination |
View Team 1 Roster | View Team 2 Roster | View Team 3 Roster
This roster subject to change at any moment. Please check back frequently for updates.