Committee Foosball League Roster 2024

A list of individuals too incompetent to run their own projects but still somehow managing to make it on our team.

Players:

• John "The Unreliable" Doe - 3 wins, 2 losses
• Jane "The Invisible" Smith - 2 wins, 4 losses
• Bob "The Quitter" Johnson - 1 win, 5 losses
• Alice "The Forgetter" Brown - 0 wins, 6 losses
• Marty "The Distractions-Expert" Reynolds - 4 wins, 1 loss

Disclaimer: The statistics are entirely fabricated, but not entirely unfounded.