Pointless Committee of Committee Affairs

A committee so pointless, we're not even sure what we do here.

Committee Foosball League 2024 Roster

Team A

Name Position Skills
Player Bob Johnson Goalie Caffeine-fueled reflexes
Player Bob Smith Goalie Extremely loud snacking
Player Jane Doe Defender Occasional competence

And here's the rest of the roster:

Team B

Name Position Skills
Player Bill Johnson Goalie Extensive experience in fantasy sports
Player John Doe Defender Expert-level snacking techniques
Player Mary Johnson Forward Unparalleled lack of athleticism